Animal Humor

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cow go. Cow go who? Cow don’t go who! Cow go moo!

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A poem for Vedanta the Bull: Leader of the Pack, starring as the one and only, Chuck Norris

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Bananas favorite smell is Vedanta.  If you spell Vedanta in scrabble. You win. Forever. Vedanta can divide by zero.  Vedanta can divide.  Period.  Vedanta can walk on water and swim on land.  Earth, wind, fire, and water were made to stop Vedanta.  They failed.  Vedanta can speak every language just through three letters: Moo.  Vedanta can see…over the horizon.  One does not find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow; one finds Vedanta.  Shooting stars are actually caused by Vedanta’s sneezes.  Vedanta can win a staring contest with a photograph.  Vedanta can grow apple trees out of watermelon seeds.  Vedanta can moonwalk on the sun.  Vedanta has a diary. It’s called the Guinness book of world records.  Vedanta can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.  Vedanta doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

How did the cow get the chicken move?  – He honked his horn.

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